Praise The Lord (or non-denominational icon of your choosing)!

Well, today looks like it's gonna be one great freakin' day. I opened my newspaper to find that Gal-berto Dishonezt is resigning, years too late, in my opinion. This piece of shite wiped his ass with the _______________ (insert name of sacred document) more times than I can count. Good riddance. Our only hope is that we don't get someone worse. Given the cowboy chimp's track record of appointments, though, '08 might not be all roses and chocolate either.